May 2013
17 posts
7 tags
Okay, some of you guys are REALLY pissing me off...
I really hate to sound rude, but I’m getting on my last nerve here:
I am a film buff. I watched around 300 movies in 2012 alone (I’m not even making that number up). Movies are my passion. So, because of this, I am used to seeing actors overlap. I’m used to seeing actors be siblings in one movie and lovers in another. It happens all the time. You all sound EXTREMELY childish...
negaytoros:
what the fuck did you just say about my waifu you little bitch
5 tags
To all Yu Yu Hakushi fic writers:
1) Stop writing OC’s. You are embarrassing yourself. Especially when you pair Karasu with a female OC. UM, NO????? WHAT ARE YOU DOINg
2) ANY PAIRING WITH PUU NEEDS TO STOP.
3) Don’t make Kurama pregnant. Just don’t. Please. On behalf of the entire fandom… Just no.
4) NO, I’M SERIOUS ABOUT THE OC’S. IF I SEE ONE MORE FIC WHERE A SILVER HAIRED VIXEN CHICK...
kamukuraizuru:
Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
favoriteboyfriends:
lust-truth:
Everything about Kevin Jonas makes me uncomfortable
6 tags
It breaks my heart to no end that Esther Earl will...
sincerely-harry:
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
3 tags
April 2013
20 posts
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
scarlet-spider42:
I think I have to look at how sane the human race is after I found out there is slash pairings for Lord of the Flies
And just when B and S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. But...
– (via marigoldsky)
Dan's such a bad ass (part 2)
lonelyboyftw:
Oh, Dan, you beautiful omniscient troll!
A haiku about working in retail
kamikazi278:
Why’d you put that there
That’s not where you got that from
You lazy asshole
March 2013
4 posts
Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ...happened to it.
3 tags
Fans of Portlandia have no idea how accurate that...
I’ve lived in Oregon my whole life, and I’M TELLING YOU. MOST OF THOSE SKITS ARE TOTALLY ACCURATE. You think they are being funny, but I swear on my life, Portland is exactly like that. Seriously.
SERIOUSLY.
2 tags
I have to play God of War: Ascension for work!
Yep. I work at a video game venue and so I have to play the new God of War as part of my job (I know. My life is awesome). I’ve never played a God of War game before, though, so… omg. Hopefully the plot isn’t super reliant on you playing the other ones first
February 2013
3 posts
4 tags
January 2013
1 post
4 tags
December 2012
7 posts
4 tags
The Philosophy of Time Travel lists all the manipulated living, and there is one name on there that doesn’t appear in the credits of Donnie Darko. Michael Carter. This could either be the Man in the Red Jogging Suit, or it’s the Passenger in Frank’s car (the only two characters that interact with Donnie in some way, but do not have a name). FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I CANNOT FIGURE IT...
2 tags
Shut up about the plot holes.
They didn’t have a particular person “planned” to be Gossip Girl when they wrote the show. They decided to do a big reveal at the end and needed to pick the character who was most likely to be Gossip Girl. Even if the Dan theory isn’t perfect, it’s definitely the most believable. Dorota would have been believable as well, but there would have been plot holes for her,...
iwillgodownwiththeseships: